What Happened to Dr. Ellis's Parrot?

During the two weeks of the New Jersey Assesment of Skills and Knowledge, the parrot known as Crangrape was stolen! No one is aware of what happened to Crangrape. But authorities have had a new revelation in what could have happened to dear little Crangrape. There have been reports of a red-colored statue parrot located in Toronto, Canada! In retrospect, it's a stupid idea to hide a parrot in Canada because there are about a million more moose, plus parrots live in regions close to the equator. Also, the only red in Canada is the flag! Anyway, I am currently booking a plane to Canada. Once there, I will repeatedly call the well known "Crangrape Call" for those of you who don't know, it's "Crangrape, Crangrape the Monkey! Crangrape, Crangrape the Monkey!" And so on and so forth. If anyone would like to assist me in this hunt, please email me at http://thisisntrealsodontyoubothersearching.com. Once again, I'll express the stupidity of the person who decided to hide Crangrape in Canada. If you go to Canada and see more red than a regular flag, once again, email me at http://thisisntrealsodontyoubothersearching.com. Thank you!







I AGREE WITH RANDALL THE MONKEY DIDNT STEAL IT-CONNOR







The monkey didn't steal the parrot. Randall

Laura- Thank you!!! There's only so much a monkey can take!

Chelsea- WHAT!!!!!!!! Randall,the monkey took the PARROT!!!!!!!